Hello World, I am PROSCIUTTO you can call me Shutie

Hello everyone , My name is prosciutto, yes I know I am a meat  so is my brother pepperoni. How i got that name? well my mom wanted match me to  pepperoni and the only cute name that starts with P and is a meat product is Prosucitto. TA DA, that was really lame isn't it? You would think she would put more effort into naming me, this beautiful fabulous chichi. 

I am a Long coat Chihuahua. I am stuck in the age of one where I am not a puppy but not yet a women I mean a dog/bitch. I have two brothers whom I love to bully because of my cuteness I get away with anything. SHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh,,, don't tell mommy and daddy.

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Cosmo, the cavalier is my personal bedding. Oh if I can only review his soft and fluffy-ness on amazon prime that would be perfect. I would rate him 4.5/5 due to his occasional stinkiness as a plain old dog. The other chichi, the bald one. I always wonder why he dose not go to Hair lose club? Do they not have them for dogs? At this time and age , in this world, how much human love us , you would think some where out there is a support group for the chichi who loses their hair hun? If there is one let me know, because he cries all day wondering why he is not fluffy like us. He secretly think he is adopted :O and dose not belong to this family of fluff. 

Either way Follow us for updates as I blog my daily journey as a 3lb confused "puppy" on her way to dominate the world as a bitch ;) 

Inserts bey once's run the world ~ music go !

" who runs the world? Girl I mean bitch, Who runs the world? BITCH"